Below are some short fiction pieces I have written. They are all available for free by clicking on the image of the cover below.
The Inner Monologue of Briony Carmichael's Dildo
Briony Carmichael's dildo sits alone at the back of the drawer waiting for death until finally the dildo is given a purpose it must, at all costs, fulfill.
One Step at a Time
Anything can be accomplished by taking it one step at a time but some people take too many steps and find things they shouldn't and after that, when do the steps stop?
You'd Think He'd Spend More Than 50 Quid on Shoes
It's a bad trip on a bad night in a bad nightclub with a bad doorman but Luke is about to find out it can get worse. If only there were an angel around to save him.
Good Game
A drunken night out, a game of pool and the inevitable consequences of drinking on an empty head.
The Shipley Star
Tonight, I saw the worst comedian in the world.
Scally Lads, Handbags and Razorblades
A man looks at the place where he had his first job and memories emerge. Memories of scally lads, handbags and razorblades.